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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:45
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Which is the best under eye cream in India?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading